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Office Doodles

by The Weary Band

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Welcome to the team, we'll be working closely on this project, mainly you and me so get used to my company and feel free to pick me up on any points when you do not agree, i may change my policy just always be on time. Even those days when you hate it all, keep one good eye on that clock on the wall. Welcome to the team, there was something in that kiss you gave me. More than Walls icecream, more than just some passing fancy. Heal my heart, organise it from the start so it will not be late, so it will never hesitate or fall apart like this. Keep one good eye on my diary. Pencil a window or two in for me and you...(me and you). Welcome to the team. Now that you've passed your induction I can really see just what you bring to the table. Taking part, Taking heart. You're not just stationery. The more you look the more you see We are your family.
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I would file your claim if i knew what one was. One is tired one is lame one is easily pissed-off. Stationery girl keep your hand in mine. If we make it through today then we might find. Another life outside Where no-one needs to hide And people find a reason to confide. Straight out of school, now in some lonely pool Swimming with the sharks was never meant to be so cruel. Praying for a change when September is strange. You must realize what's on your mind. Another life outside Where no-one needs to hide And people find a reason to confide. Another life outside Where no-one needs to hide And people find a reason to confide. La la laaaaaa...
3.
Trust yourself. Feed Your file. Give your wealth a healthy smile. Guard your egg, it's worth your while. Never beg or do in style. I hope that you come back to show me what I can do. We're older now Old and blue. How many wishes of yours came true? Go to sleep early wake. Winter mornings make you shake. Walk to work, Faces grey. All the same, Everyday. I hope that you come back to show me what i can do. We're older now, old and blue. How many wishes of yours came true? You knew me from the start. Saw through my like my friend. You'll take this shame to heart. But i'll take the blame again. I'll take the blame. Go to sleep. Early wake. Christmas mourning makes me shake.
4.
Salesman Keith he finds no belief in keeping his dreams alive. Physically ugly, exceptionally lonely, always too drunk to drive. Expresses belief in a greasy-haired chief that gives-out a quota a day. Salesman Keith doesn't like what he sees he receeds from disease and decay. He once made her smile that girl he used to know, why she was so beautiful. Writing reports about why we buy shorts whilst scanning the stars in the sun. Nobody cares what you do with their shares just as long as you tell them they've won. If it's all up to you why not do what I do, i seem to dream a lot. If i lied through my teeth like Salesman Keith i wouldn't be sleeping at all. He once made her smile, that girl he used to know. Why she was so beautiful. And you made her smile, now all those years ago when you were all so beautiful. Beautiful...
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It's an evil, evil world don't tell your children lies or they will look at you with evil in their eyes. Should they realise that this life is tough they'll surprise you soon enough. It's an evil, evil world we work for those we hate and evil boys and girls get paid an evil rate 'til they're old and grey and their eyes go blind and their minds lag way behind. People aren't as real as they ought to be. Hesitate to realise the more you see, the more you see, the more you see, you hate. It's an evil, evil world, so evil i don't see a way to make it work, the way it ought to be It's one travesty after another, all to much for me and her.
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Keep all your empty cans and your rubber bands in a rubber band ball that gets bigger by the day. Soon it's as big as you and it's full of glue you try to move but it unravels in your way. The day may never end and when will this morning ever end? And nobody knows that you've been here a million years or more my poor old friend. Don't be a stranger here, be an engineer be a closet queer you just seem curious to me. Gizmos and gadget cars in bulimic bars where the ra-ra's go to regurgitate their gear. The day may never end and when will this morning ever end? And nobody told us that we would be here until the fear made us depend. Ebay is failing fast, all the geeks came last but not on this electric super-market sweep. Hair-nets and hand-me-downs on indignant clowns with furrowed-frowns who make a date that you don't keep. The day may never come and you're sure the day won't ever come when you see before you everyone you fought with in the war you thought you'd won. Gawd bless the Rolling Stones for their brittle tones are keeping me from going mental at my desk. Break-out the heroin and we'll break you in I never thought it would break any of my freinds. The day may never end and when will this morning ever end? Must be the day when we pretend we spent the life we all wanted to spend. Doldrums and office doodles, super-noodles, food will screw you if you give it half a yard. Life is a canope it's small and grey it's what you pay is what you get is what is hard.
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Sweet Jesus 03:37
This car will see me through see me through another year. This job will have to do have to do while you are hardly here. The radiator hums monday morning traffic tones. The same tune every day telling me that everything's ok for now for a while show me how Sweet Jesus style. Sweet Jesus. Sweet Jesus. Your sugar-coated pill far too sickly-sweet to swallow still, i feel unwell well, it's hard enough these days to tell. This is my hell for now for a while lead me out sweet Jesus style. Sweet Jesus. Sweet Jesus. This job will see me through see me through another year. This car will have to do have to do while you are hardly here.
8.
Breakfast time Shreddies in a line Columbo's in trouble with a peculiar crime. The mayor is waiting in his car outside hesitating 'coz he knows i'm right. We don't have to answer to you, we've known each other since 1952. But this is business, this is crime Tell your boss she won't be so lucky next time. This is business, this is crime Tell your mother what you do in your spare time. Come over later and we'll have our fun. Buckheimer's bitches at one in the sun. The party's over before it's barely begun. Gotta get the message through to everyone. We're not here to have a good time, we've hated each other's guts since 1969. (chorus) Lover's highway, a quarter to two bring the whiskey and the super-glue. (chorus)
9.
Everybody's walking to the station. Their faces look so downcast and so sad. This is all, this is all on your terms. This is all, this is all we have. And then you throw-in Tropical Diseases, and heartache that will never go away. And children who walk around unwanted, and dead-beats who will die before their day. Why so mad am i? Don't make me laugh I might cry. Why so mad am i? Mad am i? But this is not an ordinary morning. Today i found-out things about myself. I'm not full of courage only worry. Worry for the future of my health. Why so mad am i? Don't make me laugh i might cry. Why so mad am i? Mad am i? When every single day is such an effort and every single night is so serene. You realise that sleep is all that you want. You fantasize that death is but a dream.
10.
Spooner 04:45
Goes into an interview doesn't know quite what to do, fiddles with the spoon and soon his future's looking grim, i think i'll call him Tim. Instead he climbs and finds a park sits with strangers in the dark when they know that he's no NARC they offer up a smoke but he's holding out for coke. Spooner Whatever will you do? Spooner Sees life in a spoon. Sheltered from a nasty shower where will he be in an hour? I don't know but i've de-flowered every girl in here, you push me and i steer. Spooner I'd like to see you soon Spooner And share life in your spoon. There were days when his eyes were on fire. There are ways to make him feel so much better. There are lays that will come back to haunt yu. There are names that will never forget you. Spooner
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You don't know anything about the person i am not in here, the office is a place where people disappear. And every morning I arrive i cannot look you in the eye, i am not quite alive, i've come in here to die. Keeping that and everything in mind...why? I do the things you want me to i make the coffee for the boss, the office is a place where good people get lost. And all the faces that i see in and around me every day they don't act normally, they act a funny way. And i have to be careful what i say...why? A devil's lurking in my desk he wants to fuck away the day, the office is a place where good minds go astray. When i was young i was alive i never thought i'd die like this, the office is a place where people don't exist... Why?
12.
Too much to think about My head is always sore and this ulcer keeps me up at nights I can't do it anymore. This job just makes me ill The screen is flashing green and I work and work until i'm green aswell. I'm Green Aswell.

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A home-made concept album about 9-5 office work.

Recorded from October 2009 - October 2010 by the band live onto 8-track tape and then transferred to ProTools where it was mixed by Tim and Phil and finally mastered by a friend in February 2011.

We hope someday, if we make enough money from downloads, to release the album on vinyl.

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released March 16, 2011

Tim Calleja - Songwriter, vocals, guitar, keys.
Phil Collings - Drums, piano, organ, vocals, saw, percussion.
Alex Blain - Lead guitar, vocals.
Andrew Smith - Bass.
Beth Porter - Cello, vocals.

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The Weary Band Bristol, UK

We are a group of friends who write, record and produce our own songs using an old reel to reel tape machine. Our five home- made albums are available here and in all the usual digital stores. 'You can get lost' is also available on vinyl; contact us if you would like to buy a copy. ... more

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