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My fake uncle

from Serenity Mountain by The Weary Band

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Recorded by the band at their practice space live onto 8-track tape. Mastered by Donal Whelan at Hafod.

lyrics

Rachel, give me a massage.
I'm so achy, my skin's like cabbage.
Your face makes me jumpy, it's far too lumpy.
And this isn't helping anymore,
my spine is yelping like a dog.
Like a dog who needs to be set-free.

Samantha's crawling like a panther.
In a black leather cat-suit on all fours,
on a parachute on the floor.
She's horny but she's far too scrawny
and this isn't helping anymore,
now that she's yelping like before.
Like a doll that needs a place to play.

I've started something.

Tuesday was such a very strange day,
Underworld made easy,
there you see the melody was all wrong.
My fake uncle has got a very nice carbuncle.
He eats periwinkles from a jar,
He likes them wrinkled from afar.
In his car where he spends most of the day.

credits

from Serenity Mountain, released March 26, 2014
Tim Calleja - words, music and production; vocals, guitar.
Alex Blain - lead guitar, backing vocals.
Phillip Collings - drums, percussion, keys, vocals, production.
Andrew Smith - bass.

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The Weary Band Bristol, UK

We are a group of friends who write, record and produce our own songs using an old reel to reel tape machine. Our five home- made albums are available here and in all the usual digital stores. 'You can get lost' is also available on vinyl; contact us if you would like to buy a copy. ... more

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